play around with the bounceicles. drag them round. jump on them. and more!

「 bouncing away 7:54 PM 」

WE <3 Yellow Old Poem! <3<3<3

member admission application form



[draft][objective: for ego club to expand and recruit in the future. to standardize the member admission process, to facilitate interaction between current active members and potential members, and to promote world egoce®]

Name:
Current marital status:
Praise the Prez:
Describe your humble self:

just a draft. brain-drained now. will find time to complete it xD
so bye now!!!

Signing off, [NAME HERE].

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WE <3 Yellow Old Poem! <3<3<3


just an announcement. (like the first announcement made since founded! horrors.)to all who are members of the zhi lian shi she, it's okay to post works in all art forms! since we are good at everyting, we dont have to confine our talents to poetry alone.

and to the very out of the situation-s: the very long-awaited answer to the prev post (like any person has read that post. note: sai is not human, thus not counted), yellow oldie cher. this is basically, erm a fast-aging sort of cherry you see on your dining table sometimes- to offer a brief explanation to the non-members. since some non-human has the wrong answer, it is the prez's duty to give the politically incorrect (but erm something-ly correct. shortage of vocab supply here = = erm, okay: unpolitically correct) answer. well i guess surely it's not politically correct to make fun of a erm.. cherry?

no prize for the correct answer. but i guess our very adorable vice prez would be (very)willing to give u a little perk on your cheeks. or, you may ask for an upgrade to the prenium service: a french kiss instead, with no extra charge!more information, pls contact her by phone: 9xxx xxxx. and pls start ur conversation with: "Hi, your zi lian excellency Mdm Peipei, I have the correct answer, pls award me by showering ur love upon me." so that she won't mistake you as some random pervert.

if you have any enquiry, pls contact the vice prez as well. the prez is away on permanent vacation, erm nah i mean temporary job expedition.

Thank you.

Yours Humbly,

President's fen sheng no.7


p.s. pls note that we have two peipei-s in our club committee. but of course, the other peipei, also founding member of the club, would be gladly at your service too.

Signing off, [NAME HERE].

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「 bouncing away 2:58 AM 」

WE <3 Yellow Old Poem! <3<3<3

This is an Obeetuary:

The Best Blog In The World, champion of Egoism, dies at 3.

The best blog in the world, who changed lives of many, was found dead in front of a large piece of mirror at her - or if you prefer, his - apartment's bathroom. The best blog in the world was 3, gone with a peaceful smile. She pioneered an extremely successful effort to exterminate all the humblepies, humblebees and humblemuggles in the world full of self-doubting and self-loathing (and Harry Potters?). She managed to pull everyone -okay, not everyone- together to strive after this oh so very meaninful cause. (Evidence can be found at the side bar, with a long list of accomplished egoistic faithful followers.)

She always spoke with great confidence, empathizing important ideas with her beautifully rolled rolling eyes (occasionally accompanied with a litte ballet whirl). Her words are words of wisdom. Fusing egoism, professionalism and, egoism like never before. She was the shining, if not blinding, light guiding all of us onto the path toward Enlightment.

No, she didnt die. She might be living happaily ever after in some secretly secret place of which we call Heyven, and yet she is here with us (omg!). She whispers in our ears: O my little led led loses, may the ego be with you. and please don't forget me, and your chinese literature homework's deadline.


----------------------------- i am dead line -----------------------------

oh well, i guess it's really hard to crap up an obituary of smth that didnt really do anything honorable. so had to borrow a model to write on. Guess who? lol

hint: you can google her/his (delete as appropriate) name, as she/he once suggested some of us to do.

Signing off, [NAME HERE].

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「 bouncing away 11:37 AM 」

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I found this in one of my notebooks:

《杜甫之恋》

Senior 几时有？
拿笔问青天
不知楼上 classroom
今夕是何年
我欲乘 lift 上去
又恐老师在内
抓我打屁股
起舞屁股痛
Senior 笑话我
我心碎，我伤心， 又难过
不应有爱
何时*****
人有悲欢离合
月有阴晴圆缺
此事古难全
但愿人长久
亿里共婵娟

The *** is because the sentence too 肉麻 le, cant type it out.

And the whole 词 got no 押韵 at all la. Sounds wierd. It sounds better if you sing it though.

Tsk tsk....

Dufu, you shld go brush up on your 写作 skills. You will 丢 nyec's 脸 if we publish this kind of low-quality poems.

Signing off, [NAME HERE].

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「 bouncing away 5:32 PM 」

May I have the honor of publishing a real zilian poem (erhum i just saw xueyings msg, so i decided to blog)

EGO Saints

Evade from humble, my dearest
Guests from afar, for here's
Our little place of "zilian" peers

This is
where we reach out
to those so very cut out
to be humble
deep within

Join us
our little company
Laugh along
make a symphony
We love ourselves
and we know you do
The very same ego
found in me and you

A little pointless as you might think
this little poem of ego saints
but believe me my friends
its a little poem with big meanings
*winks*
--------------------------------------by 信奇迹
Sry I did this with no particular idea of what to put in. Except for the title...I guess this is the way my ego works...teehee...(will write a better one with more prep next time)



WE <3 Yellow Old Poem! <3<3<3

Signing off, [NAME HERE].

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「 bouncing away 8:48 PM 」

WE <3 Yellow Old Poem! <3<3<3

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

I just came up with a very cool ZILIAN EXPERIMENT!!

Let's 定 one day, then everyone will wave to every teacher they see. And then we can count how many teachers wave back!!

Haha.

We can have a point system too!

5 pts for a wave back

3 pts for a smile

1 pt for a nod and

-1 pt for a wierd look.

So cool right?

It can boost our ego :D

Ok. So who wants to do the experiment?

Aiya. Don't need to ask. I know you all want to.

Heehee

-可爱的秘书

Signing off, [NAME HERE].

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「 bouncing away 5:43 PM 」

Hello everyone. To all lovers out there wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day, and also to those who are spending a lonely Val day at home, may you also have a wonderful Valentine's Day and don't worry too much for true love is on its way.

Heres a poem which I just wrote, it's not exactly wonderful but hope you all like it and give comments. It can be sung as a song with the tune from 真情真美-the ending song of shediao in 2006. Please comment even if u think it's horrible

Forever the love ？

Showers of rain
Flashes of lightning
When all hope was lost
Into my life you came

Whenever I cry
You light up my life
Like Sparks from a flame
You shine through the dark

Every time I complain
You’d bear all pain
No matter how tough
You believe in the love

Every time you would say
You treasure the days
The time we can keep
Together in love

The power of love
So strong its presence
Together we stay
Nothing gets in the way

As we move though years, nights and days
For our love we will always find ways
To the future, to the heavens
Together we’d stay
Together we pray

WE <3 Yellow Old Poem! <3<3<3

Signing off, [NAME HERE].

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