may the ego be with you: Obeetuary
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Friday, August 21, 2009
「 bouncing away 2:58 AM 」

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This is an Obeetuary:

The Best Blog In The World, champion of Egoism, dies at 3.

The best blog in the world, who changed lives of many, was found dead in front of a large piece of mirror at her - or if you prefer, his - apartment's bathroom. The best blog in the world was 3, gone with a peaceful smile. She pioneered an extremely successful effort to exterminate all the humblepies, humblebees and humblemuggles in the world full of self-doubting and self-loathing (and Harry Potters?). She managed to pull everyone -okay, not everyone- together to strive after this oh so very meaninful cause. (Evidence can be found at the side bar, with a long list of accomplished egoistic faithful followers.)

She always spoke with great confidence, empathizing important ideas with her beautifully rolled rolling eyes (occasionally accompanied with a litte ballet whirl). Her words are words of wisdom. Fusing egoism, professionalism and, egoism like never before. She was the shining, if not blinding, light guiding all of us onto the path toward Enlightment.

No, she didnt die. She might be living happaily ever after in some secretly secret place of which we call Heyven, and yet she is here with us (omg!). She whispers in our ears: O my little led led loses, may the ego be with you. and please don't forget me, and your chinese literature homework's deadline.


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oh well, i guess it's really hard to crap up an obituary of smth that didnt really do anything honorable. so had to borrow a model to write on. Guess who? lol

hint: you can google her/his (delete as appropriate) name, as she/he once suggested some of us to do.


Signing off, [NAME HERE].

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