play around with the bounceicles. drag them round. jump on them. and more!

「 bouncing away 7:54 PM 」

WE <3 Yellow Old Poem! <3<3<3

member admission application form



[draft][objective: for ego club to expand and recruit in the future. to standardize the member admission process, to facilitate interaction between current active members and potential members, and to promote world egoce®]

Name:
Current marital status:
Praise the Prez:
Describe your humble self:

just a draft. brain-drained now. will find time to complete it xD
so bye now!!!

Signing off, [NAME HERE].

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WE <3 Yellow Old Poem! <3<3<3


just an announcement. (like the first announcement made since founded! horrors.)to all who are members of the zhi lian shi she, it's okay to post works in all art forms! since we are good at everyting, we dont have to confine our talents to poetry alone.

and to the very out of the situation-s: the very long-awaited answer to the prev post (like any person has read that post. note: sai is not human, thus not counted), yellow oldie cher. this is basically, erm a fast-aging sort of cherry you see on your dining table sometimes- to offer a brief explanation to the non-members. since some non-human has the wrong answer, it is the prez's duty to give the politically incorrect (but erm something-ly correct. shortage of vocab supply here = = erm, okay: unpolitically correct) answer. well i guess surely it's not politically correct to make fun of a erm.. cherry?

no prize for the correct answer. but i guess our very adorable vice prez would be (very)willing to give u a little perk on your cheeks. or, you may ask for an upgrade to the prenium service: a french kiss instead, with no extra charge!more information, pls contact her by phone: 9xxx xxxx. and pls start ur conversation with: "Hi, your zi lian excellency Mdm Peipei, I have the correct answer, pls award me by showering ur love upon me." so that she won't mistake you as some random pervert.

if you have any enquiry, pls contact the vice prez as well. the prez is away on permanent vacation, erm nah i mean temporary job expedition.

Thank you.

Yours Humbly,

President's fen sheng no.7


p.s. pls note that we have two peipei-s in our club committee. but of course, the other peipei, also founding member of the club, would be gladly at your service too.

Signing off, [NAME HERE].

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「 bouncing away 2:58 AM 」

WE <3 Yellow Old Poem! <3<3<3

This is an Obeetuary:

The Best Blog In The World, champion of Egoism, dies at 3.

The best blog in the world, who changed lives of many, was found dead in front of a large piece of mirror at her - or if you prefer, his - apartment's bathroom. The best blog in the world was 3, gone with a peaceful smile. She pioneered an extremely successful effort to exterminate all the humblepies, humblebees and humblemuggles in the world full of self-doubting and self-loathing (and Harry Potters?). She managed to pull everyone -okay, not everyone- together to strive after this oh so very meaninful cause. (Evidence can be found at the side bar, with a long list of accomplished egoistic faithful followers.)

She always spoke with great confidence, empathizing important ideas with her beautifully rolled rolling eyes (occasionally accompanied with a litte ballet whirl). Her words are words of wisdom. Fusing egoism, professionalism and, egoism like never before. She was the shining, if not blinding, light guiding all of us onto the path toward Enlightment.

No, she didnt die. She might be living happaily ever after in some secretly secret place of which we call Heyven, and yet she is here with us (omg!). She whispers in our ears: O my little led led loses, may the ego be with you. and please don't forget me, and your chinese literature homework's deadline.


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oh well, i guess it's really hard to crap up an obituary of smth that didnt really do anything honorable. so had to borrow a model to write on. Guess who? lol

hint: you can google her/his (delete as appropriate) name, as she/he once suggested some of us to do.

Signing off, [NAME HERE].

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